Is He Really Ill?

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman.
"Call an ambulance,"yells another person.
" A brandy!"
The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"